1 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:15,232 Hi, I'm Charles S. Dutton. 2 00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:17,626 Tonight, we're doing something on "Roc" that hasn't been done 3 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:19,932 on a situation comedy in a lot of years. 4 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,022 Tonight's episode is coming to you live 5 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:23,762 from Raleigh Studios in Hollywood. 6 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:25,155 'First take, two minutes.' 7 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:26,983 Enjoy the show. Hi, mom. 8 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:36,427 ♪ Them that's got shall have ♪ 9 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:40,866 ♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪ 10 00:00:40,953 --> 00:00:43,304 ♪ So the Bible says ♪ 11 00:00:43,391 --> 00:00:48,439 ♪ And it still is news ♪ 12 00:00:48,526 --> 00:00:51,964 ♪ Mama may have ♪ 13 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,054 ♪ Papa may have ♪ 14 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:57,318 ♪ But God bless the child ♪ 15 00:00:57,405 --> 00:01:00,495 ♪ That's got his own ♪ 16 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:04,325 ♪ That's got his own ♪ Them that's got shall get ♪ 17 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:08,329 ♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪ God bless the child ♪ 18 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:11,201 ♪ Them that's got shall get ♪ 19 00:01:11,288 --> 00:01:15,075 ♪ Got his own ♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪ 20 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:20,428 Damn! Judy, you were right. Okay. 21 00:01:20,515 --> 00:01:21,951 I should've gone with the rest of the game. 22 00:01:22,038 --> 00:01:23,692 What'd he do now? 25 points? 23 00:01:23,779 --> 00:01:25,911 Nine assists, MVPs? 24 00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:27,609 I should've believed in magic, huh? 25 00:01:27,696 --> 00:01:29,567 Hey, hey, okay, okay, alright, I can break even 26 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:32,788 on that other thing, right? Judy? Yeah. Oh, man! 27 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:35,269 Okay, okay. Yeah, babe. Yeah, babe. 28 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:37,227 Ah, man, that's the last time I'm bettin' 29 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:38,881 my money on skeet shooting. 30 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:42,711 Man, I lost my shirt today. 31 00:01:42,798 --> 00:01:44,887 Oh, I can't believe this. This is terrible. 32 00:01:44,974 --> 00:01:46,889 - What's that, Roc? - Leon died. 33 00:01:46,976 --> 00:01:49,674 Oh, man! Good thing I didn't bet on him. 34 00:01:49,761 --> 00:01:51,415 Joey, please! A man has died. 35 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:52,938 Okay, Roc. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 36 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:55,289 Leon died. I understand, it's important to you. 37 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:57,639 - So who the hell is Leon? - You remember Leon. 38 00:01:57,726 --> 00:02:00,946 The guy from work I threw the retirement party for. 39 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:02,861 You remember nobody showed up. 40 00:02:02,948 --> 00:02:05,212 You came with a beautiful woman you met at Charlaine's. 41 00:02:05,299 --> 00:02:07,301 Beaut.. Oh, yeah, okay. I remember that now. 42 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:08,954 Yeah, I often think about that night. 43 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:11,653 - Yeah, it was a disaster. - No, not for me. 44 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:13,568 Okay, I'll admit, Leon wasn't the easiest guy 45 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:15,091 in the world to like, you know, but 46 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:17,137 sometime life deals a man a bad hand. 47 00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:18,964 He has to play it out the best he can. 48 00:02:19,051 --> 00:02:20,488 Roc, that's it! I'll play poker tonight-- 49 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:21,924 - Come on, Joey, stop kiddin'. - Roc! 50 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:23,404 - You gotta think of the living. - Yeah, I know. 51 00:02:23,491 --> 00:02:25,232 But he's entitled to a little respect. 52 00:02:25,319 --> 00:02:27,277 Oh, you're right, son, you can't judge a man 53 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:30,150 until you walked a mile in his shoes. 54 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:32,717 - Who are we talking about? - Leon Bennett, pop. 55 00:02:32,804 --> 00:02:35,590 - Oh, that old son of a snake... - Pop, he died! 56 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:37,766 Oh! 57 00:02:37,853 --> 00:02:39,420 Poor Leon. 58 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:41,813 He had so much to look forward to. 59 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:44,033 Hey, Paul, hey, Paul, how are you doing, buddy? 60 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:47,036 Hey, sweetheart. How you doin', baby? 61 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:48,994 Roc, I've got a terrific headache. 62 00:02:49,081 --> 00:02:50,953 Oh, damn! That answers my second question. 63 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:55,000 Roc, I gotta get some sleep. 64 00:02:55,087 --> 00:02:56,828 I haven't slept in three days. 65 00:02:56,915 --> 00:02:59,048 That's it! No more working double shift. 66 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:00,832 But I'm prepared for this though. 67 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:02,486 Doctor Scott at the hospital 68 00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:04,532 prescribed some sleeping pills for me. 69 00:03:04,619 --> 00:03:06,447 Eleanor, you don't wanna take sleeping pills. 70 00:03:06,534 --> 00:03:07,926 Roc, if I don't get some sleep soon 71 00:03:08,013 --> 00:03:09,276 I'll never get rid of this headache. 72 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:11,147 - Joey, water, quick! - Got it, Roc. 73 00:03:13,932 --> 00:03:16,108 - Eleanor... - Huh? 74 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,502 You remember my co-worker, Leon Bennett? 75 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:20,896 - Yeah. - He died. 76 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:24,247 Oh, Roc. Well, he was gettin' on in years, wasn't he? 77 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:25,857 No, he was younger than pop. 78 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:29,034 Oh, thanks for pointing that out, son. 79 00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:30,949 Okay, here you go, sis. Pleasant dreams. 80 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:33,865 Eleanor, what's that you're taking? 81 00:03:33,952 --> 00:03:35,867 Sleeping pills, daddy. 82 00:03:35,954 --> 00:03:39,001 Oh, I don't know if sleeping pills is such a good idea. 83 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:41,612 Let me tell you a story about when I was a porter. 84 00:03:41,699 --> 00:03:44,963 Now, I was on the Baltimore to Detroit run... 85 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:46,835 Or were we going to Chicago? 86 00:03:46,922 --> 00:03:50,142 Eleanor, if you listen to this you won't need sleeping pills. 87 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,449 - Just my point. - Thanks, Joey. 88 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:53,972 Alright, I gotta go upstairs and get dressed 89 00:03:54,059 --> 00:03:55,452 if I'm gonna go to Leon's funeral. 90 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:57,846 I think that's a decent thing to do, Roc. 91 00:03:57,933 --> 00:04:01,458 Besides, if you don't go there probably won't be anybody there. 92 00:04:01,545 --> 00:04:04,766 Yeah, son. Uh, maybe you better take a eulogy. 93 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:07,638 Uh, and take a shovel, too. 94 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:09,553 Hey, hey, hey, can you guys come here for a minute, please? 95 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,555 Joey, I don't have time. I gotta get to the funeral. 96 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:14,079 Roc, trust me, there will be seats. Come here. Come here. 97 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:20,521 'What the..' 98 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:22,262 - Hey, hey, hey! - Let me go! 99 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:24,133 - Wait a minute. - Joey, who's that woman? 100 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,352 Roc, I saw her at the back window here 101 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:26,614 she was going through our trash, okay? 102 00:04:26,701 --> 00:04:27,919 So I brought her in, turns out 103 00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:29,443 She's been living out in this back alley. 104 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,053 - Oh, that's soft. - Well, what the hell... 105 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:32,141 You bring her in here for? 106 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:33,751 I'm not lookin' for no handout. 107 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:35,100 - I want nothin' from you. - I'm not gonna... 108 00:04:35,187 --> 00:04:36,928 ...give you a handout! 109 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:38,756 But you do look like you could use a meal. 110 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:41,237 I don't need nothin'. Why'd you bring me in here? 111 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:42,543 Listen, I'm sorry for caring, lady. 112 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:43,761 But you look cold, you look hungry. 113 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:45,502 I thought it was a decent thing to do. 114 00:04:45,589 --> 00:04:47,939 It's about time. We've been out there for three weeks. 115 00:04:48,026 --> 00:04:49,419 Three weeks! 116 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:54,076 Well, how about some food? 117 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:58,820 Listen, lady, if he's offering you something 118 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:01,213 you ought to take it 'cause it doesn't happen that often. 119 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,737 Kinda like Halley's Comet. 120 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:05,000 I'm not hungry. 121 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:06,567 Well, in case you get hungry. 122 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:10,397 It's okay. 123 00:05:24,802 --> 00:05:27,544 So you all gonna stand there and watch me eat this? 124 00:05:27,631 --> 00:05:29,198 Make sure you get your merit badge. 125 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:43,081 Nice place you got here. 126 00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:45,083 Kinda reminds me of our old house. 127 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:47,477 Oh! Huh. Your house looked like this, huh? 128 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:50,306 Before we remodeled. 129 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:55,616 My husband, my husband got laid off a couple of years ago 130 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:57,444 he's been looking for work ever since. 131 00:05:57,531 --> 00:05:59,663 You know how tough things are in this damp? 132 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:01,361 Before we knew it. our savings was gone 133 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:03,798 employment ran out and we was on the street. 134 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:05,321 Here, let me help you with your coat. 135 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:07,018 Well, that's awful. 136 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:09,760 I can't think of a more terrible situation for you to be in. 137 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:11,980 I can. 138 00:06:13,329 --> 00:06:15,070 - You're pregnant? - I am? 139 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:18,203 Oh, God! I am! 140 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:33,349 Helps to have a sense of humor when you're on the street. 141 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:37,092 Besides it's not gonna last long 142 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:39,877 Donald out lookin' for work right now. 143 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:41,575 Baby not coming for a month and a half 144 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:44,229 by then Donald said he gonna have a job. 145 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:46,797 Then we gonna get medical insurance again. 146 00:06:46,884 --> 00:06:50,279 Hmm. Obviously she missed Bush's State Of The Union address. 147 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:55,719 You know, people like her wouldn't be in a situation 148 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:58,069 'if we had our priorities straight.' 149 00:06:58,156 --> 00:07:00,724 We spend billions of dollars to go to Mars 150 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:02,378 and we don't spend a dime on homeless 151 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:03,814 and hungry people right here. 152 00:07:03,901 --> 00:07:06,600 Yeah, I know, pop, but what's the answer? 153 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:08,253 Well, send Bush to Mars. 154 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:13,258 Uh, who's the alternative? 155 00:07:13,345 --> 00:07:14,695 Uh, how about Jerry Brown? 156 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:16,218 Jerry Brown. He's from Mars. 157 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:21,092 Feel better now? 158 00:07:21,179 --> 00:07:25,053 Go on with your little, stupid political debate. 159 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,924 - I'm outta here. - Hey, hey, where are you going? 160 00:07:27,011 --> 00:07:29,274 - Where you going? - None of your business! 161 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:31,581 My husband will be work... 162 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:34,366 - Hey, hey, hey. - What's wrong? What's wrong? 163 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,020 - What's wrong? - Oh! Nothing. 164 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:38,240 Nothing. I must've eat too fast. 165 00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:40,155 Got a cramp. Ooh! 166 00:07:40,242 --> 00:07:42,418 - Okay. It's okay. Come on. - It's okay. It's alright. 167 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:44,420 What'd you put in that damn sandwich? 168 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:46,944 Hey, I know cramps. You know, I had 'em every day. 169 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:48,816 I think you're having contractions. 170 00:07:48,903 --> 00:07:51,383 No, please, no! This can't happen now. 171 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:52,602 Well, look, honey, I don't think you got anything 172 00:07:52,689 --> 00:07:54,474 to say about it, I'll call an ambulance. 173 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:56,954 Yeah, get an ambulance. I'll get some water. 174 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:58,434 Alright some ice. I'll get some ice. 175 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:01,045 - Sweetheart... - Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, listen. 176 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:03,308 Uh, I got I got a pregnant lady here and yeah, she's in labor 177 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:05,876 and we need an ambulance. Huh? 178 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:07,312 How far apart are the contractions? 179 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:08,966 Well, the first one happened over here. 180 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:10,620 The second one happened here. 181 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:12,883 I'd say about three feet. 182 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:14,537 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 183 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:16,974 Uh, yeah, yeah, we say about-about three feet. 184 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:19,281 Hey, hey, hey, punk who you callin' stupid? 185 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:20,891 As my brother said... Hey, look, look here. 186 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:22,545 I tell you what you do, you get an ambulance 187 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:24,504 864 1/2 Essex Street, alright? Now! 188 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,375 Good. How long will it be, Joey? 189 00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:28,203 Uh, she said, it'd be here as soon as possible. 190 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:30,335 - ...think I gonna make it. - It's okay, it's okay. 191 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:32,686 Please, I gotta go find Donald. 192 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:37,691 No! What do you mean? I don't even know you people. 193 00:08:37,778 --> 00:08:39,562 Leave me alone, I gotta go find... 194 00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:41,303 - Look, sit down-- - You're not gonna go anywhere. 195 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:44,393 Look, I'll call, I'll call, I'll call Eleanor. She's a nurse. 196 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,483 Alright, Eleanor can deliver a baby in her sleep. 197 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:49,746 Yeah, here's her chance to prove it. 198 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:01,758 Stay tuned for more live "Roc." 199 00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:07,721 Thank you very much, thank you. Yes, yes, 864 1/2. 200 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:10,071 Eleanor, Eleanor. Alright, look. 201 00:09:10,158 --> 00:09:11,638 I got the girl upstairs resting in our bed. 202 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:13,901 - What do I do now? - Get a pillow. 203 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:15,990 Okay, okay, I got a pillow. What do I do with it? 204 00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:18,470 - Uh-huh. - 'Eleanor!' 205 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,516 You gotta get up! You gotta get up! 206 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:22,953 Roc, I saw an emergency situation like this on TV. 207 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,912 - Really, what happens? - See, Lassie pulled everybody-- 208 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:27,479 Shut up, Joey! 209 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,352 'Drink some of this coffee now. Come on, Eleanor.' 210 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,180 Hey, Roc, I'm dropping off the blender I fixed. 211 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:34,008 Oh, boy, Wiz, am I glad to see you. 212 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,444 Gee, Roc, if I knew you needed it the blender 213 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:37,054 that bad I'd have fixed it sooner. 214 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:39,056 Wiz, there's a girl upstairs who's about to have a baby! 215 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:40,971 - A baby? - 'Oh!' 216 00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:43,887 Oh! Alright, I'm coming, I'm coming. Come on, Wiz. 217 00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:45,585 Listen, Roc, I don't know nothin' about birthing no baby. 218 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:48,762 Alright, look, look. You can fix anything. Come on, Wiz. 219 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:51,242 Come on, Eleanor. Walk around a little bit. 220 00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:52,853 Come on, sis. Come on, sis. 221 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,332 Alright, work with us now, sis. 222 00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:56,204 We got a lady in labor that needs you, okay? 223 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:57,814 Okay, just give me five more minutes. 224 00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,337 Five more minutes, let me sleep. 225 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:00,774 No, no, no, come on now. 226 00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:02,384 This reminds me of a story. 227 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:04,038 Hey, pop, we're trying to keep her awake. 228 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:05,909 - Not put her to sleep. - Yeah, you're right, son. 229 00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:08,695 Hey, sis, now this is an emergency situation now, okay? 230 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,914 What do we need to deliver a baby? 231 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,742 Aww, a little baby. 232 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,744 Yeah, okay, sis. What do we need? 233 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,920 Oh.. Sit.. Let me talk to Eleanor the nurse. 234 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,835 - Nurse! - Okay, we got her, pop. 235 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:21,142 What do we need to deliver a baby? 236 00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:23,492 Baby? Give me some clean towels. 237 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:26,582 Some scissors, some alcohol, some string... 238 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,410 Some blue pumps I saw at Macy's. 239 00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:30,847 - Okay, we lost her. - Pop, let's put her back. 240 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,327 - Okay. - Come on, Eleanor. 241 00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:34,024 - Sit right down here. - Okay, alright. 242 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:36,157 Good, I'll get everything up to the blue pumps. 243 00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:38,768 Alright, I'll take a slim and a narrow half, sir. 244 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:40,727 - Okay. - I'll get you some more coffee. 245 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:45,253 'Oh, man, what happened to Wiz?' 246 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:48,604 He saw one contraction and down he went. 247 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:50,954 Oh, pop, you better get a cold towel. 248 00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:53,740 Coffee and one cold towel coming up. 249 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:55,263 So, uh, how you handling it, Roc? 250 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:57,831 Oh, Joey, it's birth. You know, it's a part of nature. 251 00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,354 - It's a beautiful thing. - Yeah. 252 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,573 - You just turn away, don't you? - Damn right! 253 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,097 You got any luck waking up Eleanor? 254 00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:04,751 Well, we had her for a minute. but we lost her. 255 00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:06,448 She said we needed some clean towels, some alcohol 256 00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:08,058 some scissors and some string. 257 00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:10,017 - Here's some more coffee. - Oh, thank you, pop. 258 00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,235 - How is she doing upstairs? - Okay, I guess, pop. 259 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:12,846 But she's getting real close. 260 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,238 Eleanor, come on, you gotta help me. Please. 261 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:15,631 The baby's gonna be here any minute. 262 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,285 Now, walk it off, Eleanor. Walk it off! 263 00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:19,591 Okay, these shoes are comfortable. I'll take these. 264 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,768 Yeah, no, Eleanor. About the pregnant woman, Eleanor. 265 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,378 Pregnant woman? Oh, God. 266 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,815 Tell her to breathe in through her nose. 267 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:28,339 Breathe out through her... mouth. 268 00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:31,038 - Yeah. - Hold on to her legs and push. 269 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,866 - Okay, I got it. - Whoa, okay. 270 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,519 I hope that's the ambulance. 271 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:37,305 - Oh, yeah. - Alright. 272 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:39,916 Hey, man, I don't want anything. I'm just looking for my wife. 273 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,483 Somebody said she came in here. 274 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,180 She's about ye high, about ye wide. 275 00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,486 Good. You must be Donald. Good. 276 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,488 She's upstairs and she's in labor! 277 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,229 What? The baby's not due yet. 278 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,231 - She's due any minute. - That's great, that's great. 279 00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:53,451 Uh, look, I picked up a... Don't worry. 280 00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:55,192 I picked up a book on natural child birth. 281 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,020 - Good, you got it with you? - Man, I'm on the street. 282 00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:59,327 I got everything with me. 283 00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,242 - By the way who are you? - 'Ah!' 284 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,157 Oh, look, I'll tell you on the way up. 285 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:04,680 You want to come along. 286 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,422 Hey, hey, hey, Wiz, Wiz, come on, buddy. 287 00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:10,860 - Come on, buddy, wake up-- - Oh, Juanita, you spitfire-- 288 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:13,994 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey, Wiz! 289 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,952 It's me. It's me, it's Joey. 290 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:18,433 Oh, yeah, man. Uh, how's she doing, man? 291 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,740 - She's still in labor, Wiz. - No, I meant the blender. 292 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,698 - Uh, have you fired it up yet? - Okay, go back to sleep. 293 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:25,745 - Wiz, alright? - Oh! 294 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,269 Whoa! What happened? 295 00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:31,968 He took one look at his wife in labor and he fainted. 296 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,710 Look, will you guys wake somebody up? 297 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:36,451 She's getting close. 298 00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,235 Ow-w-w! 299 00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:45,068 Well, uh, I-I think I better be going, Joey. 300 00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,591 Hey, hey, hey, Wiz, don't you wanna stay 301 00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:47,897 and see the miracle of child birth? 302 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,420 Yeah, I'd like to but I remembered 303 00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:51,031 I left something turned on in my house. 304 00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:52,467 - What's that? - Juanita. 305 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,295 Hey, Wiz, Wiz. Wiz, come here. 306 00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:56,210 Wiz got... 307 00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,780 Okay, okay, everything is fine. 308 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,825 We've got everything under control. 309 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,699 - Oh, my God. - Wh-what's the problem? 310 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,484 No, nothing, everything, everything's fine. 311 00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:11,312 How do you know? You a doctor? 312 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,618 - No, I'm a garbageman. - Oh! 313 00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:16,752 Okay, you-you have to breathe in and blow out. 314 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,536 - Where's Donald? - He's downstairs. 315 00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,451 I need him. I need him. 316 00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:22,279 Get his butt up here! 317 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,673 Look, look, you don't need Donald. I'm here. 318 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,327 Look we're in this thing together, okay? 319 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,024 I'll be Donald. Talk to me like you talk to hi-- 320 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:31,506 You no-good, bucket-head, son of a bitch! 321 00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:35,162 - Hey... - Oh, you got me into this. 322 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:39,296 Now you get me out! Oh. Oh, this hurts like hell. 323 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:41,168 Okay, I know, I know, I can imagine how you feel. 324 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,560 Shut up! 325 00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:47,522 Well, Eleanor says you have to grab your legs and push. 326 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,177 'Good, good. That's it.' 327 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,179 Yes, good, push. There-there you go. Bear it down. 328 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,355 Okay, push, push. 329 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,139 Okay, Roc, we can handle this from here. 330 00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:57,532 Why don't you wait downstairs, baby? 331 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,273 Am I glad to see you. Are you alright? 332 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,144 No, I'm a little sleepy. But I think I can handle this. 333 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,973 Okay, good. Thank God. Okay, Linda, you're gonna be okay. 334 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,497 - Go to hell. - I will, girl. You take care. 335 00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,458 - It's gonna be alright. - Oh, drop dead. 336 00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,852 I will, baby. Just push. 337 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,592 Come on, come on. 338 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:17,160 Good girl. Yeah. 339 00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,815 Come on, son. You're about to be a father. 340 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,686 You gotta get your strength back. 341 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:24,298 Yeah, me a father. 342 00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:25,734 What am I gonna do? 343 00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,562 Well, I'll tell you what you gonna do. 344 00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,999 You gonna be with your wife while she going through this. 345 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,959 And you're gonna tell her that everything's gonna be okay. 346 00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:35,526 I can't tell her that. What am I gonna say? 347 00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:36,745 Gee, honey, let's go out into the alley 348 00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:38,703 and decorate that nursery. 349 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,401 Hey, baby, let's get that cardboard box for junior-- 350 00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:41,924 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 351 00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:44,144 Now, my father didn't mean it like that, okay? 352 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,623 Yeah, yeah, I know. 353 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,234 Hey, everybody, the paramedics got here 354 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,670 just in the nick of time. 355 00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,020 You are going to be a daddy! 356 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:54,850 Yeah, we were just talking about that. 357 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,331 Yeah, well, what are you waiting for? Get on up there! 358 00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:00,464 I can't go up there. 359 00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,077 Why not? 360 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:08,081 I can't go up there and look at another mouth I can't feed. 361 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,866 Hey, that's your wife up there having your child. 362 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,302 Hey, look, this might be a blessed event 363 00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:13,477 for y'all, alright? 364 00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:16,393 But I'm scared. 365 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,919 Okay. 366 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,182 Okay, you're scared. 367 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,140 No offense... 368 00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:25,707 ...but maybe you should've thought of that 369 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:29,189 before you got into this situation. 370 00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:32,018 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 371 00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:33,497 You can talk. 372 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,282 You got a house, you got a job 373 00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,066 you got people who care about you. 374 00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,895 We don't have that! 375 00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:43,420 The chips fell your way. They didn't fall my way. 376 00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:45,640 What do y'all think? What do you... 377 00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:48,904 What do you think, you think, I like being out there begging? 378 00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:57,043 Okay, I'm... 379 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:02,613 ...just gonna go upstairs and, um... 380 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,876 ...I'm gonna go be with my family. 381 00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:10,360 Can you believe this guy, pop? 382 00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:11,927 Oh, well, listen, son. 383 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,408 You gotta understand where he's coming from. 384 00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:16,627 And besides once he gets up there and shares 385 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:19,021 the experience with her, he'll be okay. 386 00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:20,762 Yeah, I guess you're right, pop. 387 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,503 Oh, of course, I am. 388 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,896 So, how you doing, son? 389 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,637 Oh, pop, it was the scariest 390 00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,509 and the most wonderful thing I've ever been through. 391 00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:29,989 Yeah, buddy, you really got into it. 392 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,860 Oh, yeah, Joey, hey! 393 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:34,732 I mean, this morning I was so depressed about Leon's passing 394 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,647 and then a woman comes on our doorstep 395 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,606 and I help deliver a baby into this world. 396 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:39,955 I mean, it's just unbelievable! 397 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,478 Hey, hey, hey, was it a boy or girl? 398 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,610 Yeah. 399 00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:46,875 Well, I ain't worked that out yet. 400 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,708 Um, I'm sorry. 401 00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,971 There was nothing that could've been done. 402 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,929 Linda's gonna be fine. 403 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,496 They gave her a mild sedative 404 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,672 and they're gonna take her to the hospital now. 405 00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:06,460 - Can I talk to her? - Oh, sure, sure. 406 00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:09,463 Fellas, you want to step outside for just a moment? 407 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,225 Baby. 408 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,706 Donald. 409 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,708 Donald, did you see him? 410 00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,275 Yeah. 411 00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,843 - Oh, he's so beautiful. - Are you alright? 412 00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:45,194 What about you, are you okay? 413 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,458 Why is he so quiet? 414 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,547 Shh! What about you? 415 00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:51,983 'Everything's gonna be alright.' 416 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,769 I'm here to take care of you, baby. 417 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,684 Everything's gonna be just fine. 418 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:57,946 Everything... 419 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,210 I'm gonna get a job. 420 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:02,385 I'm going out tomorrow, I'm not gonna 421 00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:03,865 come back until I have a job. 422 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,171 I'm not comin' back until I have a job. 423 00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,042 He's dead. 424 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,305 Everything's gonna be alright. Everything's gonna be alright. 425 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:13,962 I'm gonna get a job, we gonna have 426 00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:14,963 all the kids we want, we can have 427 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,791 all the kids we want. 428 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,707 'Everything's gonna be alright. I'm gonna get a job.' 429 00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:22,405 'I'm determined. I'm gonna take care of us.' 430 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:31,066 "Roc" will return in a moment. 431 00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,128 Why? 432 00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,960 Why, Eleanor, huh? 433 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,095 Why? 434 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:03,620 Look, Roc, the baby was stillborn. 435 00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,883 There was nothing anybody could've done. 436 00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:10,540 Pregnant mothers need care. 437 00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:12,107 Livin' on the street... 438 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:15,415 ...who knows how she was taking care of herself? 439 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,591 And the truth is, Roc... 440 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:20,115 ...that little baby never even had a chance. 441 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,161 That's just what I mean, Eleanor. 442 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,730 Why didn't that baby have a chance, huh? 443 00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:32,519 Where is this kinder and gentler nation, huh? 444 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,042 Where is it? 445 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:40,091 Why, why do we allow this, huh? 446 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,920 Why do we allow people to live... 447 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,532 ...in doorways and alleys? 448 00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:48,752 I guess 'cause not enough people care, Roc. 449 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:51,625 Yeah, son, everybody else is worried about getting by. 450 00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,757 Yeah, listen, Roc, uh... 451 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:57,065 ...I understand how you feel. I mean, this hurts but, uh... 452 00:19:57,152 --> 00:20:00,634 I got to believe we did everything we could, Roc. 453 00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:01,852 No we didn't, Joey. 454 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:05,073 We didn't do nothin.' 455 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,120 All we did was let... 456 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,036 ...a baby die in our house. 457 00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:15,039 - Oh, now, son. - Now, it's not your fault. 458 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,477 Okay, Eleanor, it's not my fault! 459 00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,522 It's never anybody's fault! 460 00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:20,697 Well, I guess, that's what we 461 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,395 tell ourselves so we can accept it. 462 00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,440 - I don't wanna accept it, pop! - Okay. 463 00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:26,050 Roc, don't get angry, okay? 464 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:29,358 A thing like this had to happen in my house 465 00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,142 before I got angry at all 466 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,580 so don't you go tellin' me not to get angry. 467 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:34,972 Roc, listen. 468 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:38,106 Now you did more than anybody could expect. 469 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,239 There is nothing more you can do. 470 00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:47,071 Oh, yes, there is. 471 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,771 What, Roc? 472 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,076 What? 473 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,997 I can go... 474 00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:03,479 ...and pay my respects... 475 00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:05,089 ...to Leon. 476 00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:27,721 Ladies and gentlemen, our cast. 477 00:22:18,946 --> 00:22:20,513 ♪ Yeah ♪ 478 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,516 ♪ Keep on walking on ♪ 479 00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:25,561 ♪ Oh Lord ♪ 480 00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:28,303 ♪ Oh yeah yeah yeah ♪ 481 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:29,565 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 482 00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:31,306 ♪ Well well well ♪ 483 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:34,918 ♪ Oh God almighty ♪ 484 00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:37,704 ♪ Oh Lord ♪ 485 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,749 ♪ Oh whoa ♪ 486 00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:41,969 ♪ Keep on walking on ♪ 487 00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:44,841 ♪ Oh yeah ♪